It’s time for me to talk about a special topic that might even save a few lives in the process.
It’s something the Louisiana Department of Transportation has reportedly called “suicide lanes.”
I heard that comment from former St. Tammany Parish President Kevin Davis quite a few years ago when I was covering some event he was at and we were talking about a road construction project that the state would be undertaking.
I remember him saying the state had decided they would not build any more of what they called “suicide lanes” because it seems people were using them in the wrong way, a way that was never intended.
Any guess what “suicide lanes” are?
Think about many of our roads in St. Tammany where there wasn’t as much property to construct the road as needed. The result from the state highway department, apparently a new design someone came up with, was to only have one lane in the middle of the highway that could be used to turn going in either direction.
You all know what I’m talking about. It’s the road where you slip into the turning lane, expecting to be the only one ready to turn, but suddenly notice someone coming head-on, using the same lane but wanting to turn the other way.
So now that we all know which of our highways have “suicide lanes” you are probably nodding your heads about how many times you have almost had an accident because two people, going in opposite directions, were about to hit head-on since they both tried to use the turning lane.
Those highways were built as three-lane or five-lane highways—each with one turning lane in the middle for both directions. It was a “brilliant” way to save money and property for roads.
Apparently after the highways had been used for a few years the public officials began to realize they were leading to many accidents.
Remember the earlier highways that had turning lanes always had a median built in the road so the turning lane could only be used in one direction. But now there are turning lanes all over the place that can be used by cars going in two different directions. Just considering that fact lets you know it’s not an ideal situation.
But wait, there’s more!
Not only is there a problem from cars going head-on both trying to use the turning lane, but the newest issue is many people use them as entrance lanes to the highway. You need to get across the turning lane to head in one direction, but the traffic is kind of heavy so what do you do? Pull into the turning lane, cruise along as long as you need—just like an entrance ramp to the interstate—and finally you get into the regular driving lane.
I can’t say that I blame people that much. We are all trying to negotiate our way on the roads and those lanes do serve as a nice “entrance ramp” to where we are going. But whew! It can be dangerous.
Driving is a topic we all love to talk about, and truth be told, we all think we are the best drivers. There can be no more difference about those opinions than between husband and wife. Both usually think they are very good drivers and both are swearing under their breath at the other one when they are in the car together!
My latest pet peeve about driving habits is this new thing I am seeing more-and-more about people trying to “be nice” by letting someone into the flow of traffic—frequently by almost stopping in the middle of a highway!
It started quite innocently a few years ago when a driver saw someone who couldn’t get into the traffic, so he simply stopped at a time he wasn’t supposed to, and gave a nice smile as he waved the person in.
How nice!
No, it isn’t.
There are rules of driving and when someone purposely stops in the middle of where they are driving, just to “be nice” to someone else, it can lead to an accident.
Don’t get me wrong, there are times to be nice to another driver. I’ve done it at proper times, but you shouldn’t do it when you halt the flow of traffic on a regular road! I have honestly seen people stop on a highway, just trying to “let someone in” to the main road.
I finally learned with age that we all make driving mistakes, so I practically never, ever honk at anyone for a mistake they make. I only use the horn if absolutely necessary to help alert someone to something they might not be seeing.
When it comes to driving as a whole, however, we all love chuckling at others and their mistakes since, of course, WE don’t ever make those mistakes, right?
And as for those “suicide lanes,” I was told the highway department totally trashed the design for those years ago, which is good news.
Kevin Chiri can be reached by e-mail at kevinchiri@gmail.com.